anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

(via poopdecked)

(Source: lunalueur, via helpfvl)

(Source: weirdnessisgood, via jailor)

ashestoashesjc:

i drink GATORADE to replenish my ELECTROLYTES so that i have the STAMINA to talk shit about nerds on the INTERNET 

(via zackisontumblr)

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

lol-post:

Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.

I’m laughing so fucking hard

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

lol-post:

Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.

I’m laughing so fucking hard

(via this--too--shall--pass)

gingerphoenix:

kanayagoddessofsass:

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

image

(Source: tereziredglare, via australiansanta)

ruinedchildhood:

dont do meth 

ruinedchildhood:

dont do meth 

(via zackisontumblr)

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

laceface16:

Oh the actual tears

(Source: comfortspringstation, via lanadelpey)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan, via seedy)

joshpeck:

when the teacher asks for your homework

(Source: tugged, via burning-thefuture)

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

(via lostbelle)