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patrickthomson:


this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

(via cheap-and-sleazy-but-not-so-easy)

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vagisodium:

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE TINY PLASTIC LAWN TABLE

vagisodium:

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE TINY PLASTIC LAWN TABLE

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meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

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bonny-notion:

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do

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keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

(via crystallized-teardrops)

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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(via sorry)

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

(Source: meladoodle, via moonlightlovers)

suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

(via sorry)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via sorry)

(Source: honeyttea, via blueoceanmania)

spoopee:

kldzbop:

what do bugs do for fun

they ruin lives

(via crystallized-teardrops)