astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via thisboythatgirl)

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

(via donttellmewhatiwillandwillnotdo)

(Source: relaximhilarious, via gaykinq)

actualpalestinianunicorn:

note-a-bear:

"I told you both of us could fit.""I fucking hate you right now."

I didn’t realize there was two in there

actualpalestinianunicorn:

note-a-bear:

"I told you both of us could fit."
"I fucking hate you right now."

I didn’t realize there was two in there

(Source: catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcats, via dumbpost)

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

(via seedy)

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via this--too--shall--pass)

(via cmack5)

patrickthomson:


this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

(via cheap-and-sleazy-but-not-so-easy)

(Source: phineasandferb-gifs, via pizza)

vagisodium:

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE TINY PLASTIC LAWN TABLE

vagisodium:

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE TINY PLASTIC LAWN TABLE

(via thatgwenchick)

meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

(Source: meladoodle, via sheeranal)

bonny-notion:

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do

(via sheeranal)

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

(Source: yiffjpg, via crystallized-teardrops)

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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(Source: catsfurever, via sorry)