graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via when-words-meet-heartbeats)

Anonymous said: your fav childhood memory?

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

mcdamnright:

What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?

mcdamnright:

What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?

(via thisboythatgirl)

h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

(via crystallized-teardrops)

Let me tell you a thing about Walgreens

doggette:

The walls are NOT green.

(via bagsofswags)

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(Source: baddaysequence, via thisboythatgirl)

surroundedbycoffeecups:

I would play this
ALL
DAY
LONG

(Source: rnatthewbroderick)

japcoregalore:

the fuck kinda bullshit horse shit this shit is

japcoregalore:

the fuck kinda bullshit horse shit this shit is

(via bagsofswags)

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

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cataclysmicfuture:

nigelblueberry:

*passes out*

YASSSSSSSSS

(Source: sitcomfamily, via hali)