Macaroni and poison. It’s like mac and cheese, but with a special ingredient.

(Source: iamnevertheone, via clarice-precious-jones)

everydayfolks:

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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Taylor Swifts dance instructor

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teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

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hairandbrokenglasses:

incredible

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tylerchokely:

i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes 

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mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

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pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

(via dreamsarealive)

suckmydickyoubitch:

cleopatraiv:



LOL!!!!1!1!

empty-venus:

Breaking news: White fuckboys on twitter bitching how funny it is that Beyoncé is a feminist when she and her dancers were provocative and half naked. Despite feminism being about empowerment and a woman’s right to do whatever the hell she pleases with it, they just don’t seem to be able to grasp this concept.

In other news, men still don’t know what feminism is, still bitter that they aren’t Beyoncé and still making themselves look like asses on the internet.

And now the weather.

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

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said goodbye to our favorite photo booth 😭💕😭💕 #ripbbqbar #blessed  (at Bar-B-Q Bar)

said goodbye to our favorite photo booth 😭💕😭💕 #ripbbqbar #blessed (at Bar-B-Q Bar)